It’s Monday, and that means it’s time for The New And The News, the weekly column where I go over each of the new wide releases coming out this weekend, as well as post the news stories that really caught my eye. This week, I’d like to not only summarize each of the new releases, but also propose a reason why you should see each of these films over your Thanksgiving Weekend. Let’s get going.
This is a grim movie based on Cormac McCarthy’s similarly grim novel of the same name. The Road‘s story follows a father and son as they struggle to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. Doesn’t it sound uplifting?
Why you would see this on Thanksgiving Weekend: This is a good choice for those families that are wealthy, happy, well-educated, and like to feel pseudo-intellectual by seeing artistic films like this one. I imagine they would live in New England and probably eat tofurkey instead of an actual bird… For everyone else, this is just depressing.
Wonderful, John Travolta and Robin Williams starring in a Disney comedy about men having to take care of children. It’s like RV or Daddy Day Care, only it’s even less original! Expect many, many obvious jokes…
Why you would see this on Thanksgiving Weekend: Because you’re a normal, American family, and even though you know this doesn’t look good, you think it looks good enough, and you trust that Disney will keep it appropriate. You’re happy to find a diversion for the kids, and you’re willing to settle for mediocrity.
A hyper-stylized martial arts movie with a very complicated plot that involves government conspiracies, CG-embellished fight scenes, and ninja stars galore. It actually looks kind of cool.
Why you would see this on Thanksgiving Weekend: You’re aunt keeps judgmentally whispering about you, your grandfather won’t stop asking what you’re doing with your life, and no one is even touching the sweet potatoes you made. You’ve got some built up aggression that you need to let out.
The Hollywood Reporter let us know that James Cameron had officially cut Avatar at 156 minutes, the last 6 minutes of which are credits. This is very good news to me, as I don’t like sitting around for too long, and I know that this will help its benefit its box office tremendously. When audiences hear that a film is 3 hours long, they stay away. Ask King Kong about it if you don’t believe me. Also, a shorter running time means that Avatar can play more times in each theater every night, which will help its box office.
Forbes released this interesting list of the actors who demand ridiculously high salaries, yet don’t provide solid box office results. It’s a fun read. Will Ferrell takes the number one spot.
Spider-Man 4 And Its Slew Of Potential Female Stars
There have been tons of rumors floating around the internet for a few weeks now about Spider-Man 4‘s casting decisions. Lately, the focus has been on actresses that are being contacted to play Black Cat. On the short list are Rachel McAdams, Julia Stiles, and Anne Hathaway, and for the life of me, I can’t figure out what kind of character the producers might want Black Cat to be if those are the top three choices. Basically, there’s been a lot written about this, but I think CinemaSpy explained things pretty clearly.