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Ranking The Disney Princesses

December 9, 2009

As I’m sure you already know, Disney’s newest princess movie, The Princess And The Frog is coming out this Friday, and it’s got everyone quite excited.  Everyone wants to see Walt Disney Studios return to their traditional fairy tale storytelling, but I have a different motive for seeing this movie.  I’m ready to judge Tiana and rank her in my Disney Princess standings.  You see, I’m still on the market for my future wife, and while I’m waiting to find her, sometimes I like to consider which of the Disney princesses would make the best Mrs. Grady Smith.  Yea, you read that right: I sometimes imagine which of the Disney princesses I’d most like to marry.  Does that make me weird?  Probably.  Do I care?  Not at all.  Thus, because it is List Wednesday, allow me to present you with my rankings of Disney’s most eligible princesses.  Afterwards, let me hear your rankings in the comments.  And, no, Mulan is not a princess.

6. Sleeping Beauty

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

5. Ariel
 I’m not looking for a chatterbox, but she doesn’t say anything.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
4. Jasmine

She dresses a little slutty for my taste…

3. Snow White

A bit boring, but a sweet, innocent, good girl.

2. Cinderella

Even if she is a social climber, I like a working girl.

1. Belle

Beautiful, intelligent, and she looks at what’s on the inside.  Perfect.